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Magic In Every Bite: A chef Reincarnation
by Dibya_Pal
synopsis------------------In a fantasy land where magicians can summon meteorites to destroy a country and Aura swordsmen can split mountains and sea, there exists a little restaurant like this.The little restaurant can not compare to luxury from the outside, but it is a place where countless peak-level existents come to eat from beast-man to dragons, from Novice magicians to legendary ArchMage all line up to eat.There is your tomato ketchup Sir ! Made from 9th-grade tomatoes from heaven.There i…
Rise Of The Blood Flower
by daniella19
"It is not safe in the temple for him!"the old master said, using the best of his power to keep the huge doors shut.He conjured up a spell, but he was too old, and the forces outside were too prevailing."Take him away from here!"the man shouted, barely being able to push the raging power from the outside.**********Rosey Red was a very headstrong archeologist who along with her team set out to an old abandoned temple in search of a mythological artifacts.The team and her scavenge for whatever mig…
Story Beyond Worlds: Knowledge of Memories
by Red_Ketchup
This marks the real beginning of a long journey, of pain, suffering, and losses. As ordinary as a journey may start, no one is capable of guessing where they might end up in a few weeks or months. Their life could be turned upside down, and their world could be shattered in an instant.But that is not what this journey is about, those are simply, the adverse effects of it, it's for a greater cause, for it marks the beginning of something much greater, something to surpass all that existed till th…
Cyber Chase
by Red_Ketchup
In the advanced cyber cities of 2934, a great researcher stored all his research in a data chip, the research which if fell to evil hands could spell the doom of the world. He was pursued and killed for hiding such a secret, but the data chip was not found on him, so where did it go? Did he entrust it to a secret organisation? A great agent? Hidden in some safe somewhere?No, those are easy to think of, the chip he handed to his daughter, who had no clue of what it even was, ensuring that the chi…
SBW: Origin of Memories
by Red_Ketchup
(A part of the Story Beyond Worlds series)A collection of the many records, stories, legends, and researches, gathered by the researchers of Celestia, also known as the Flying Kingdom and Connector of Worlds. The collection displays the beginning of the journey of the most prominent factions who fought in 'War for Ultimate Authority' and 'Trials of the Goddess'.The higher authorities of Celestia, after much consideration and interviewing of the few surviving beings, declared the collection as th…
I can Summon anything from toasters to weapons of mass destruction.
by sallysally69
Ivan, once an ordinary student with a craving for instant ramen and procrastination, found himself reborn (of sorts) in a world ripped straight out of a fantasy novel. The good news? He could summon anything from his old world—a cozy armchair, a life-saving bottle of ketchup, or even a cute top hat (because why not?). his powers are hilariously unbalanced, and his character sheet looked like a blank page ripped from a forgotten notebook. Strength? Zero. Dexterity? Zero. Stamina?But hey, at least…
She is fixing the Heart he Broke
by Ash_ketchup
After a reality shattering Heart Break Aria almost collapses in front of a Fortune Tellers shops. Just as she is about to the Fortune tellers invite her into her house what happens next is something Aria could have never perceived.
Arcaranorum
by sallysally69
Ivan was your average delivery driver, going through the motions with a permanent frown. Burnt out from the same dull routine, he never imagined his day would end swerving into a construction site-and even less that he'd wake up in a vast, empty void. There, a mysterious entity admitted Ivan's death was due to a tiny miscalculation on its part. As compensation, it offered him a choice: a redo of his old life or a fresh start in a random new world. Ivan, without hesitation, chose the unknown. The…
Love Notes from the Playboy of Year 2050
by maricetamol
Nagsimula ang lahat sa natapong ketchup, kaya naghanap ng pamunas. Pero sa kumpol ng mga tissue iba ang nahanap, isang love note - ang nakahanap isang babaeng broken hearted.Ang may-ari isang playboy na ang address - Future, year 2050.
The Blood Equation
by KUNPENG_DING
The cockroach den of Brooklyn, New York, harbors Wall Street's most feared hunter. Lucas - the diner waiter who is humiliated by spilled red wine every day - spends his time between polishing silverware writing hedge fund loopholes in ketchup. When he discovers that the financial queen has blackmailed herself into becoming a scapegoat with her mother's chemo bills, the blockchain key hidden in his steak knife starts to glow. On the night of the Michelin three-star bow tie stained with blood, the…